2003-12-24 - 3:52 p.m.

Reasons why I hate/love Deb today:

1. Her diary has been kickass this year. Mine has been lame, mostly an empty box where parts of me, IMPORTANT parts used to live. It's like if you ever had a friend who lived near your house and they moved away, their house is still their. and its still theirs. (Rhiannon, Annie)

2. She plans things and then executes her plans. Or actually does them. Either way. I'm more of a bork bork bork lets see whats next person.

3. She has a few gods she's chosen. It blew me off my feet like and ankheg the first time I found out I wasn;t the only one who knew who eris was. I guesss since there are so few gods compared to ALL of us mortals ( not you Bryan) we have to share. But I am NOT into sharing my non-lying people. People I tell the truth to that is. They hear the truth and they have ot love me. period.

There are no pony- gods. No gods of people who have really amazing covnersations with themselves. Schtizophrenia, I worhsip you.

4. Deb's life makes me feel less about my life. I love my little job with all its power and fun and my people and stuff, buts it's part time. And really, my christmas bonus was not all that huge. Sadly, my ass is. Some days I REALLY doubt why I am going to school.

5. She invented the "Dark SSectret" motiph which I like very much. I dont have any truly dark secrets, just unexpected things.

*Unexpected thing #1" I do no tthink I will have any money for grad school next year, through no fault of my own.

*Unexpected thing #2" I bake a MEAN zucchini bread.

*Unexpected thing #3" I absolutly begrudge the time it takes me to shower. I could be taking in information!

*Unexpected thing #4" I like opera. Some of it. I LOVE my mom.

*Unexpected thing #5" I got two new cats.

I KNOW! TWO AT ONCE! And really neither one is at all like anything else I have. Ming is my semi-feral tabby and white purr monster who lives under the beds. Daisy is my poltdactyl white siamese cross sleep fiend.

*Unexpected thing #6" I think it might not suck to live in a big house and eat spaghetti o's and have 10 cats. And no phone. No tv. just my books and a bed and a horse too. Because I do like to exercise.

*Unexpected thing #7" I am 110% opposed to horse racing and will tell you why at great lengths if you get me started. Don't tell me you went to the track.

*Unexpected thing #8" I am a totally wuss when it comes to girls. and it doesn;t work. The shy kitten thing works great on boys especially if you lean over and whisper in their ear "I give exceptional blowjobs." Girls? they're all like: Ha ha!

BAH! ENOUGH EMOTIONAL OPENNESS! HAHAHA! I AM A DANCING BEAR! I AM A TULIP! I AM THER DUSTBUNNY UNDER YOUR BED!!

-bsg-

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