2001-04-24 - 2:47 p.m.

1. How long are you?

uh 5'5" tall but i doubt thats what you meant.

2. Do you have big breasts?

average :(

3. Do you have a funny lookin bottom?

i havent really looked but no one has complained except the guy outside of neubies last semester who asked wher ei got such a big ass.

4. Do you shave the pene?

nope. the latex waterproof blue ones COME hairless ;)

5. Do you like Vaseline?

sure why not?

6. Do you scream your mother's name during sex?

no

7. Do you fantasize about your mother?

no

8. Do you enjoy having sex with your siblings?

i would if i had any...

9. Would you have sex with a dead body?

depends whose body and how long dead. most people no.

10. If you could pick a particular person to bury your cock in, who would that be?

if i only had a.....

11. What is your favorite brand of condoms?

the invisible non existant ones.

12. What is your favorite brand of dildo?

the live ones?

13. If you had a guinea pig, would you use it anally?

nah

14. Can you recite any lines from the movie Cumbusters?

no but i bet i could make some news ones up!

15. What is your favorite kind of leather?

the soft worn in and good smelling kind. like my chaps or bryans trenchcoat.

16. What porn star does your perfect mate resemble?

the only porn stars names i know are ron jeremy and jenna jamison but idont know what either of them look like so .. i cant answer :(

17. What band would you, even being ashamed to admit it, fuck every member of?

meatloaf. or the refreshments. or the proclaimers. yeah or joan jett and the heartbreakers!

18. Do you have hair that grows in funny places?

nope.

19. Do you own any vinyl clothing?

nope 20. Are you a para-military lesbian?

nope

21. Do you own a firearm? (you know, cock, squirting dildo, whatever)

nope

22. How many piercings do you have?

four

23. Have you ever been tattooed as part of sexual activity?

nope

24. Would you fuck the pope?

uh the current one? id' rather not...

25. Do you belong to any sexual addiction organizations?

nope

26. What music do you prefer to hump like rabid minks to?

anythign with rythem to help me out!

27. Do you speak Swahili?

nope

28. If you could, would you dominate and oppress an entire sex?

no!

29. Do you wear make-up?

rarely.

30. In your opinion, what sexual position goes best with polka?

masturbation

31. What is your favorite kink?

LOLA!

32. Lick-her?

yes.

33. What can you do with your tongue?

whatever you want dude

34. Speaking of tongues...If you were to be paid 1 million American dollars to stick your tongue up a porn

star's ass for a minute, would you do it?

if it was REALLY clean sure- if not no fucking way.

35. Are you a good shot? (again, cock, squirting dildo, etc)

nope :(

36. How are you with blunt, pointy objects?

um what is a blunt pointy object?!

37. Are you satisfied with purely physical sex?

yes and no.

38. Is there a head involved with you in a good way right now?

i think so?

39. What color commonly seen in sex do you hate?

black

40. Are you a smacker?

nope- a smackee

41. Do you enjoy jungle fever?

dawha?

42. If you could pick any other person to fuck right now, who would it be?

hehehe he knows who he is. :)

43. Would you go to Antarctica for the sole purpose of having sex?

sure!

44. Whom would you most like to see undergo a painful devirginization?

um my stalker.

45. Have you ever fucked a dead body?

nope

46. Does pee excite you?

nope

47. Would you eat people if you were starving?

yes

48. Would you kill people to fuck them?

nope

49. No sex or food for 3 days, and you get offered both, but not at the same time... Which comes first?

sex, i can go without food for a while.

50. Why did you even bother to read this whole thing?

becuase i was bored in the computer lab with diane ;)

-bsg-

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