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Le Mage Journal

2001-08-01 - 6:28 p.m.

YOU: "calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean..." You exhibit a stress percentage of 18% which barely registers. Get a job.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

your significant other.

consciousness.

Q.E.D.

According to the Stress Test

18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%. women average only 55%.

the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.

and 9% were orgasm-free last week.


yeah well they didint ask who has to drive to fricking baltimore with their moms this weeknd to take a test that tests their self definition as an intelectual did they?

-bsg-

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