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2001-08-01 - 6:28 p.m.
YOU: "calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean..." You exhibit a stress percentage of 18% which barely registers. Get a job. Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately: your significant other. consciousness. Q.E.D. According to the Stress Test 18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%. women average only 55%. the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night. and 9% were orgasm-free last week. yeah well they didint ask who has to drive to fricking baltimore with their moms this weeknd to take a test that tests their self definition as an intelectual did they? -bsg- prior mistakes future mistakes
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