2002-04-30 - 12:34 a.m.

Old bryan entry. yeah whatever. I miss him. love him. not here so I take what I can get. we have changed so much. I like it. Not that before was bad. but the usness. :)

1. How long are you?

uh...does not apply.

2. Do you have big breasts?

not realllllly.

3. Do you have a funny lookin bottom?

I can't see it! I don't think so.

4. Do you shave the pene?

nope.

5. Do you like Vaseline?

vaseline. smells. weird.

6. Do you scream your mother's name during sex?

absolutlynot.

7. Do you fantasize about your mother?

see above.

8. Do you enjoy having sex with your siblings?

I don't have any so I guess are you asking if I enjoy sex with people who don't exist. Fantasies good. bryan better.

9. Would you have sex with a dead body?

Probabaly not. In fact, almost certainly not.

10. If you could pick a particular person to bury your cock in, who would that be?

I don't get it.

11. What is your favorite brand of condoms?

EWWW. the non existant kind.

12. What is your favorite brand of dildo?

the vibrating kind?

13. If you had a guinea pig, would you use it anally?

nah. guinea pigs are cute but they eat thier babies, thats bad.

14. Can you recite any lines from the movie Cumbusters?

no but I wouldnt mind watching it...

15. What is your favorite kind of leather?

the kind that smells good? My saddle? my chaps? the worn in well used soft smelling kind.

16. What porn star does your perfect mate resemble?

a god. a big blond norse god.

17. What band would you, even being ashamed to admit it, fuck every member of?

uh....Voltaire. *evil-grin*

18. Do you have hair that grows in funny places?

not really. i'm at peace with all my hair.

19. Do you own any vinyl clothing?

negativ-o

20. Are you a para-military lesbian?

ah....let me check.....nope. sorry.

21. Do you own a firearm? (you know, cock, squirting dildo, whatever)

I do not own a cock or squirting dildo.

22. How many piercings do you have?

four

23. Have you ever been tattooed as part of sexual activity?

nah

24. Would you fuck the pope?

i dont think so. maybe. i dont know.

25. Do you belong to any sexual addiction organizations?

no.

26. What music do you prefer to hump like rabid minks to?

the kind of music that has rythem. and feeling.

27. Do you speak Swahili?

Yes.

28. If you could, would you dominate and oppress an entire sex?

define sex. because you don't mean gender or you would have said it. Do you mean would I dominate an eveyrone who likes sex with men? no. women? no. animals or children? yeah. Dominate and restrict.

29. Do you wear make-up?

in moderation on occasion.

30. In your opinion, what sexual position goes best with polka?

one handed masturbation

31. What is your favorite kink?

joey ramone? i dont know.

32. Lick-her?

liquer. YES.

33. What can you do with your tongue?

whatever you want sunshine.

34. Speaking of tongues...If you were to be paid 1 million American dollars to stick your tongue up a porn star's ass for a minute, would you do it?

i dont think so.

35. Are you a good shot? (again, cock, squirting dildo, etc)

only good at getting it aimed at red wet things. MOUTHS! get your mind out of the gutter! !!

36. How are you with blunt, pointy objects?

yes

37. Are you satisfied with purely physical sex?

nnnnnnnoooooo.

38. Is there a head involved with you in a good way right now?

yesssssssssssssssssssss

39. What color commonly seen in sex do you hate?

blue.

40. Are you a smacker?

what? no. 41. Do you enjoy jungle fever?

yes. don;t we all?

42. If you could pick any other person to fuck right now, who would it be?

m'lord bryan

43. Would you go to Antarctica for the sole purpose of having sex?

sure. I like the cold.

44. Whom would you most like to see undergo a painful devirginization?

I dont think I know anyone right now who could qualify for such an experience.

45. Have you ever fucked a dead body?

no.

46. Does pee excite you?

no.

47. Would you eat people if you were starving?

probabaly.

48. Would you kill people to fuck them?

no.

49. No sex or food for 3 days, and you get offered both, but not at the same time... Which comes first?

the sex.

50. Why did you even bother to read this whole thing?

because I miss bryan

Poem

Leonard Cohen ( Hallejuah man)

I heard of a man

who says words so beautifully

that if he only speaks their name

women give themselves to him.

If I am dumb beside your body

while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips

it is because I hear a man climb stairs

and clear his throat outside our door.

-bsg-

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