2002-07-17 - 5:09 p.m.

Don't "Aorta" and "Vena Cava" sound like porn star names?

Can't you picutre Aorta wrapping her lips arond Vena Cava's luscious .... see? It scans right.

Maybe they could do a kinky medical drama where it's educational. Like where Aorta is the one you have worry about giving you a heart attack and Vena Cava is the one who has a smaller diameter.

Aorta Jones stars in "Adventures into Untamed Waters!" Vena Cava Delmonte 's debut in "Eat Your Heart Out!"

I'm serious.

Maybe I need a tatoo. About Harvey. You can;t go wrong with a pets name. And he is that important to me. He can't die early and confuse my fututre secnd husbands. He can't leave me for a blonde nympho.

Or maybe of something cooler. Like the state of NJ. with a big tomato on it. Except thats just a BIT too Sars I guess.

Opus and a dandelion? Too cartoony, too detailed. Simplicity is a key.

We'll see.

So its really official that they'll sell the house and seperate. Not divorce, seperate. Or maybe she mispoke. Who knows. FINALLY I":LL BE A CHILD OF A BROKEN HOME!

hehehhee not funny!

Now she just wants to get on with it. Me too!!

-bsg-

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