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Le Mage Journal

2003-05-15 - 6:47 p.m.

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition

and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting

medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the

Americans, British or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than

the Americans, British or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

than the Americans, British or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart

attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and

suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and

suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently

what kills you.

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