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2003-07-06 - 1:55 p.m.

Things not to do when your S.O. is away for two weeks:

1. Don't watch when Harry met Sally. Just... don't do it.

2. Don't get sunburn. For that matter, don't go out in the sun because your sun screen back putter one-er is away. So you will get sunburn and have no one to comiserate with

3. Don't lie awake at night, in a big bed. You will get cold and you will cry and no one will hear you.

4. Don't try to gain or lose weight. Try not to become bulimic in a a futile attempt to become supa thin for your loved ones return. Also try to aviod eating you misery away.

5. Don't do all your loved ones chores. It will make you cry because what will they thionk when they come home- that you don't need them?

6. Don't wacth trading spaces. It will inspire you to change soemthing but you won't finish the project.

7. In fact, stop watching TV. It rots your brain.

8. Do not change life philosophies or spend too much time online looking at stupid lovey dovey crap. Not worth it.

9. Do not pick out your wedding vows or settings. You are however allowed to look at stones. Stones are pretty.

10. Do not write bad love poetry. You can however write silly lists to keep you busy.

-bsg-

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