2003-12-12 - 8:18 p.m.

Cat:

Even if I can read the newspaper through my butt, my human isn't going to ask me for a summary and would rather read it herself.

I am not a pane of glass. My human cannot see the computer monitor, newspaper, TV, or book through me.

I do not need to help my human make out checks. She knows how to write and can sign her own name. (Sawyer at work!)

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