2004-01-12 - 10:46 p.m.

I really hope I'm not the only one who tried to find out how big Ron Jeremy REALLY is. I;ve been watching Surreal Life.

Because- hey- Ron Jeremy, Trishelle, Tammy Faye, and Erik Estrada and did I mention Rob "Vanilla Ice"?

Yes. So I watch.

I woudl totally be all super-cuddled up with Ron Jeremy on the checkered couches! Am I a sick puppy because i don't think I would sleep with him but would totally be his best friend ?

Nine and three quarter inches.

When you hear the 3/4 do you think, well he;s beind exact, not rounding up or do you think braggart, shyoulda said 9.5?

Wow I'm reading this interview with him and he;s pretty interseting.

"

Interviewer:

It was really interesting to see your family on screen. Your dad seems like a really wonderful man. You don't often see that. You hear mostly about how all porn stars come from broken homes and here you come from a good home with supportive parents who are proud of you. (pause) If I see you nodding off one more time, I'm going to give you a good kick.

RON JEREMY: Keep in mind this though, there is a double standard in society. It's not a good thing, but it does exist. Men can often be more proud of what they do. And you know why we have it? Because parents raise their kids lop-sided. They teach the boys to go get it; they teach the girls 'don't you dare'. Porn is just a microcosm of the world itself in many ways. You can get the word 'microcosm' out of Hustler's Erotic Video Guide. So you have the guys who are honest about what they do and the girls often pretend, they think there will be an attitude from friends and family That's also why they get paid a lot more money.

"

Yeah!

And this:

"I got a BA in theatre, I got a BA in education. I taught theater in New Jersey. I've got a masters in special ed. I quit teaching to be an actor. I was acting in plays and school plays and high school plays--I was always the class clown--my mom had to get called out to the principal's office many times, the principal would be like, "Your son is bright but just get him to SHUT UP! He distracts from the other classmates, you know?" So I was always the entertainer. It's a typical profile for a middle child or an only child. I could give you reasons for why I was always a ham or the center of attention, we could dig deep and figure it out, but all I know is that I do it because I enjoy it. I've made money with it, I've entertained a large segment of the population, some people have enjoyed what I do, so it justifies itself. But the move to mainstream is also going to be seen by a greater audience. Women and children too. Not just the 18 and over crowd.

"

Mmmmm Run Jeremy you look more interesting and potentially more sexy by the moment! You're from NJ! You're not stupid! ( I knew that already though...)

Ye gods, I may need to join the RJ fan club. Maybe I should see one of his films....

No luck on an official website.

I;ll just ahve to tune in next week.

-bsg-

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