2003-05-05 - 9:34 p.m.

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work?

Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck. I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore." - Sean Connery, on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

Vizzini: He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Look to my coming. At the first light, on the fifth day at dawn, look to the east."

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